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Post by SirTfireball on Sept 14, 2003 7:52:41 GMT -8
A traveling representative for a large national company found his seat on the plane and spoke to the beautiful woman already seated. "Hello, Nan." "Hello," she said, "but my name isn't Nan. I'm afraid I've forgotten to take off my name tag. I've just left the hotel after delivering the keynote speech at the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF NYMPHOMANICS - NAN."
"Wow, that's fascinating," responded the man. "What was the subject of your speech?"
"I was talking about my research: I've found that Amerindians are great lovers because of their greater-than-average staying power and that Jews are great lovers because of their tenderness. Southern men, on the other hand, make great lovers because of their exceptional physical attributes. I don't believe, however, that I told you my name. It's Shirley. What's yours?"
"I'm Tonto Goldberg, but everybody in Selma calls me Bubba."
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Post by edification on Sept 14, 2003 7:54:48 GMT -8
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Post by loren on Sept 14, 2003 19:51:59 GMT -8
speaking of lovers:
men who are bald in front are great thinkers...
men who are bald in back are great lovers...
men who are bald all over 'think' they are 'great lovers'
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Post by Donna on Sept 14, 2003 21:08:54 GMT -8
Whats Selma?
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Post by loren on Sept 14, 2003 21:26:20 GMT -8
alabama, where the 'good ol' boys' hang out
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