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Post by edification on Aug 17, 2003 2:30:59 GMT -8
okay I found a lot but these are the ones not aren't obscene. (sorry you get the leftovers I guess huh) Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? A. It doesn't need cleaning. Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? A. Sexual harassment. Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute. Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? A. None It should be open when she brings it to you Q. How do you know when you honeymoon is over? A. When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast. Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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