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Apr 11, 2003 18:12:31 GMT -8
Post by loren on Apr 11, 2003 18:12:31 GMT -8
I KNEW I shouldn't have gone into this part! I am a chronic joke collector (and sharer). but the damage is done, so here we go:
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
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Apr 12, 2003 11:05:01 GMT -8
Post by Donna on Apr 12, 2003 11:05:01 GMT -8
LOL, I like the last one!!!!! It applies to my boss and one of the women who I work with, being her head up the bosses ass. And the bosses girlfriend, I am serious, if they stoped walking, she would come out thier mouth.
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Apr 12, 2003 13:57:08 GMT -8
Post by ed1 on Apr 12, 2003 13:57:08 GMT -8
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Apr 12, 2003 16:23:46 GMT -8
Post by Donna on Apr 12, 2003 16:23:46 GMT -8
LOL, thats a pretty site!!!! NOT!!!
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Apr 13, 2003 0:54:17 GMT -8
Post by jasmine on Apr 13, 2003 0:54:17 GMT -8
OMG tell me that ain't for real.
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