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Post by Saffers on Apr 6, 2003 12:34:02 GMT -8
Five surgeons are discussing who make the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
he second reponds, "You should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best: everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon says: "I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
The fifth surgeon said: "Wrong. Politicians are the easiest. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine - and the head and the arse are interchangeable."
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Post by jasmine on Apr 6, 2003 12:41:23 GMT -8
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Post by Saffers on Apr 6, 2003 12:44:34 GMT -8
;D arse arse arse!!
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Post by Saffers on Apr 6, 2003 12:45:47 GMT -8
and that's ONLY because I had 2 glasses of wine with dinner tonight ;D ;D
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Post by jasmine on Apr 6, 2003 12:47:00 GMT -8
And the b**** word. ;D Dare ya to do that on the Pit. lol
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Post by Saffers on Apr 6, 2003 12:51:17 GMT -8
snooker "balls" and arse, all in one go!! hic!
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Post by jasmine on Apr 6, 2003 12:54:52 GMT -8
Strewth girl, what are yer like after 4 glasses of vino? ;D
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Post by Saffers on Apr 6, 2003 13:12:10 GMT -8
yah don't want to know! ;D
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Post by Donna on Apr 6, 2003 15:55:29 GMT -8
Well dam , i mssed this one! I'm going to go drink wine by my own self now. <sniff>
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