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Post by jander on Oct 28, 2003 13:27:38 GMT -8
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike."
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Post by jasmine on Oct 30, 2003 5:14:49 GMT -8
Blimey is this the real Jander? Who's that bloke on the Pit??
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