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Post by loren on Jul 27, 2003 18:05:08 GMT -8
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
1. He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:
1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:
1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
Amen
(note: I usually don't do religious jokes....but I couldn't pass this one up!
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Post by carltonyuk on Jul 27, 2003 18:11:33 GMT -8
Ooooh you could have started something now.........lol
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