Post by MrBeaujangles on Sept 22, 2010 15:37:48 GMT -8
Old lad that works beside me was telling me about his most recent girlfriend. How he gets them this young and pretty looking I do not know but he gave me some insight when speaking to me today.
He told me he had being going with this girl for some time and things had been a bit mediocre. So he decided to go and buy her a ring and see if that helped things on a bit.
He took her to a good jewellers and asked to see an expensive ring. The lady assistant brought out a ring and said this one costs £2500 sir. The old man looked at his ladyfriend and saw how interested she was getting. "No" he said, "have you something a bit more expensive?" The lady assistant went to the vault and came back with a very large stoned ring and said "this ring is our most expensive one sir and costs £8900. The old man looked at his ladyfriend and said to her "Would you like it dear?" Oh yes she replied. The old man looked at the assistant and said we'll take it. I'll write you a cheque right now and we will come back on Monday next week once the cheque has cleared and pick it up then. At that the couple left the shop looking very happy.
On the Monday afternoon the old man went into the jewellers and the lady assistant said to him ah, you will have come for your ring? The old man smiled at her. The assistant said to him "I'm sorry sir but the bank have called us to say there are no funds available in that account. Oh I knew that said the old lad - I only came in to say what a wild weekend I have just had
beau
He told me he had being going with this girl for some time and things had been a bit mediocre. So he decided to go and buy her a ring and see if that helped things on a bit.
He took her to a good jewellers and asked to see an expensive ring. The lady assistant brought out a ring and said this one costs £2500 sir. The old man looked at his ladyfriend and saw how interested she was getting. "No" he said, "have you something a bit more expensive?" The lady assistant went to the vault and came back with a very large stoned ring and said "this ring is our most expensive one sir and costs £8900. The old man looked at his ladyfriend and said to her "Would you like it dear?" Oh yes she replied. The old man looked at the assistant and said we'll take it. I'll write you a cheque right now and we will come back on Monday next week once the cheque has cleared and pick it up then. At that the couple left the shop looking very happy.
On the Monday afternoon the old man went into the jewellers and the lady assistant said to him ah, you will have come for your ring? The old man smiled at her. The assistant said to him "I'm sorry sir but the bank have called us to say there are no funds available in that account. Oh I knew that said the old lad - I only came in to say what a wild weekend I have just had
beau