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Post by edification on Oct 27, 2003 9:41:46 GMT -8
The Mind of an Indian
Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000'"
The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
Ah, the mind of the Indian...
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Post by SirTfireball on Oct 27, 2003 11:08:09 GMT -8
;D A guy walked into a bar and started to make conversation with a fellow at the next table. He asked him if he would like to hear the World’s funniest Irish joke. The fellow says “Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two Hells Angels at the bar - they are real mean swines and they are Irish. See the two rough-neck bouncers at the door - they are Irish. The barman is an ex pro boxer with a prison record and he too is Irish. And what’s more mate - I’m Irish and I have a short fuse, do you still want to tell the joke.?” “Hell no” replied the guy “I don’t want to have to explain it six times”.
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Post by edification on Oct 27, 2003 11:09:18 GMT -8
^^^ ;D ;D ;D
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Post by loren on Oct 27, 2003 11:40:10 GMT -8
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Post by edification on Oct 27, 2003 12:43:23 GMT -8
pipe down you
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