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Post by quietkaos74 on May 13, 2010 1:11:18 GMT -8
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball from a wayward drive right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he takes himself to the doctor.
He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - 'in every way'.
The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. But it should be okay by the end of next week but leave it splinted as long as you can.'
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; - an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.
On their 1st wedding night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts.
She says, 'You're the first; no one has EVER touched these before.'
He immediately drops his pants and replies, ...'Look at this then, ......
it's still in the CRATE!'
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Post by terry1966 on May 16, 2010 7:55:10 GMT -8
LMAO..
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